Stupid Sports Quotes

• I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

  Ron Atkinson

  Funny, Football, Way

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• If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

  Terry Venables

  Funny, Soccer, Stupid

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• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

  Dennis Rodman

  Funny, Sports, School

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• Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

  Joe Theismann

  Funny, Sports, Football

  "Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

  Terrell Owens

  Funny, Sports, Team

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• Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

  Alex Rodriguez

  Funny, Sports, Ridiculous

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• The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

  Carl Everett

  Sports, Dumb, Say Anything

  "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

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• I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

  Jerry Rice

  Motivational, Sports, Football

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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• We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

  Ruud Gullit

  Funny, Sports, Football

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• There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way

  Terry Venables

  Team, Two, Way

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• I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

  Stuart Pearce

  Soccer, Football, Tunnels

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• I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.

  Ian Rush

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  'It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country' by Lee Honeyball, www.theguardian.com. February 06, 2005.

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• I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

  Barry Venison

  Soccer, Football, Intellectual

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• And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

  Ian Darke

  Soccer, Football, Gone

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• I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

  Joe Theismann

  Long, Afl, Matter

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• Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

  Paul Merson

  Reading, Be Confident

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• Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me.

  Terry Venables

  People, Certain

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• I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

  Ron Atkinson

  Funny, Basketball, Football

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• I never make predictions and I never will.

  Paul Gascoigne

  Football, Funny Football, Predictions

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• He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

  Ron Atkinson

  Soccer, Football, Funny Sports

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• They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

  Kevin Keegan

  Funny, Football, Team

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• You guys line up alphabetically by height.

  Bill Peterson

  Sports, Football, Guy

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• Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

  Doug Collins

  Funny, Basketball, Sports

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