Stupid Sports Quotes

• I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

  Ron Atkinson

  Funny, Football, Way

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• I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

  Mark Viduka

  Inspirational, Motivational, Soccer

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• You guys line up alphabetically by height.

  Bill Peterson

  Sports, Football, Guy

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• I've been consistent in patches this season.

  Theo Walcott

  Football, Patches, Consistent

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• Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

  Joe Theismann

  Funny, Sports, Football

  "Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

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• Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

  Terrell Owens

  Funny, Sports, Team

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• We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

  Ruud Gullit

  Funny, Sports, Football

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• I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

  Jerry Rice

  Motivational, Sports, Football

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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• Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

  Alex Rodriguez

  Funny, Sports, Ridiculous

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• The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

  Carl Everett

  Sports, Dumb, Say Anything

  "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

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• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

  Dennis Rodman

  Funny, Sports, School

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• I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

  Ron Atkinson

  Funny, Basketball, Football

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• If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

  Terry Venables

  Funny, Soccer, Stupid

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• My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.

  David Beckham

  Inspirational, Soccer, Football

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• I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

  Stuart Pearce

  Soccer, Football, Tunnels

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• They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

  Kevin Keegan

  Funny, Football, Team

  48 Copy quote

• Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

  Paul Merson

  Reading, Be Confident

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• The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

  Chuck LaMar

  Sports, Baseball, Loss

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• You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

  Bill Peterson

  Funny, Circles, Guy

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• Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

  Alan Minter

  Funny, Sports, Stupid

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• He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

  Scottie Pippen

  Sports, Hands, Dumb

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• Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

  Jose Canseco

  Sports, Dumb, Helping

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• Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

  Doug Collins

  Funny, Basketball, Sports

  41 Copy quote