One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
Don't cry over spilt milk.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
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