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• New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts.

  Bill Maher

  Nuts, America, Chocolate

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• Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.

  Roger Ebert

  Valentines Day, Thinking, May

  Roger Ebert (2010). “Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook 2011”, p.1284, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

  Miranda Hart

  Couple, Died, Knows

  Twitter post from Feb 14, 2018

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• People say I don't have great tools. They say that I can't throw like Ellis Valentine or run like Tim Raines or hit with power like Mike Schmidt. Who can? I make up for it in other ways, by putting out a little bit more. That's my theory, to go through life hustling. In the big leagues, hustle usually means being in the right place at the right time. It means backing up a base. It means backing up your teammate. It means taking that headfirst slide. It means doing everything you can do to win a baseball game.

  Pete Rose

  Baseball, Running, Mean

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• Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha.

  Toni Gonzaga

  Happy Anniversary, Years, Starting Over

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• February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?

  Ed Helms

  Men, Waiting, Special

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• It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to know already that she has a tattoo of a sundered valentine with the tagline Heart Breaker on her right buttock and a tiny hairless ole just left of her anus.

  David Foster Wallace

  Tattoo, Queens, Heart

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• Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

  Catullus

  Funny Valentines Day, Kissing, Giving

  Gaius Valerius Catullus, Peter Green (2005). “The Poems of Catullus”, p.49, Univ of California Press

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• I don't really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday.

  John O'Callaghan

  Valentines Day, Holiday, Thinking

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• Valentine cards and birthday wishes?
  Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding
  The bond between man and woman and child.
  The highest elevation, cause we above
  All that romance crap, just show your love.

  Method Man

  Children, Rap, Men

  Song: You're All I Need

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• Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Funny Valentines Day, Ideas, People

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• Love is just a chocolate substitute.

  Melanie Clark Pullen

  Funny Valentines Day, Love Is, Chocolate

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• Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

  Martha Stewart

  Funny Valentines Day, Cat, Smell

  Martha Stewart (2005). “The World According to Martha”, McGraw-Hill Companies

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• Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.

  Ingrid Michaelson

  Cute, Valentines Day, Mean

  Song: You and I, Album: Be OK, 2008

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• You are a work of art.

  Steven Morrissey

  Valentines Day, Art, Works Of Art

  "Song: 'To Me You Are a Work of Art'". 2006.

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• I love you more than I could ever promise because you take me the way I am.

  Ingrid Michaelson

  Valentines Day, I Love You More, Promise

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• I never knew that I could love someone the way that I love you.

  Ben Rector

  Valentines Day, Love You, Way

  Song: White Dress, 2010

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• Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried.

  Sarah McLachlan

  Valentines Day, Love Is, Chocolate

  Song: Better Than Ice Cream

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• Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.

  Evelyn Laye

  Sex, Funny Valentines Day, Justice

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• I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.

  Dion Boucicault

  Funny Valentines Day, Wish, Ribs

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• And all along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more.

  Christina Perri

  Valentines Day, Love You, Heart

  Song: A Thousand Years, Pt. 2

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• If you would and you could brighten my northern sky.

  Nick Drake

  Valentines Day, Sky, Ifs

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• If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.

  Cesar Romero

  Valentines Day, Latin, Believe

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• Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.

  Anna Howard Shaw

  Cookies, Cards, February

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• I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love across the world. It doesn't have to only be between lovers, but by telling a friend that you care, or even an old person that they are still appreciated.

  Reeva Steenkamp

  Valentines Day, People, Cheesy

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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