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• New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts.

  Bill Maher

  Nuts, America, Chocolate

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• I don't really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday.

  John O'Callaghan

  Valentines Day, Holiday, Thinking

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• Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha.

  Toni Gonzaga

  Happy Anniversary, Years, Starting Over

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• I have second thoughts. Maybe God is malicious.
  Told to Valentine Bargmann.

  Albert Einstein

  God, Second Thoughts, Malicious

  Quoted in Jamie Sayen, Einstein in America (1985).

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• Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Funny Valentines Day, Ideas, People

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• Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

  Catullus

  Funny Valentines Day, Kissing, Giving

  Gaius Valerius Catullus, Peter Green (2005). “The Poems of Catullus”, p.49, Univ of California Press

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• I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

  Miranda Hart

  Couple, Died, Knows

  Twitter post from Feb 14, 2018

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• Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.

  Ingrid Michaelson

  Cute, Valentines Day, Mean

  Song: You and I, Album: Be OK, 2008

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• She learned her hands in a fairy-tale, And her mouth on a valentine.

  Edna St. Vincent Millay

  Hands, Mouths, Fairy Tale

  Edna St Vincent, Edna St. Vincent Millay (2013). “The Edna St. Vincent Millay Collection”, p.141, eBookIt.com

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• Talking of the local Sheriff, Jake Valentine, tall and skinny and his wife Myra, "She was a short woman, maybe five feet tall in her socks, the top of her head not quite reaching Jake's chest. What she lacked in height she made up for in girth. Jeffrey guessed she was at least a hundred pounds overweight. Standing side by side, the Valentines looked like the living embodiment of the number ten.

  Karin Slaughter

  Feet, Numbers, Talking

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• People say I don't have great tools. They say that I can't throw like Ellis Valentine or run like Tim Raines or hit with power like Mike Schmidt. Who can? I make up for it in other ways, by putting out a little bit more. That's my theory, to go through life hustling. In the big leagues, hustle usually means being in the right place at the right time. It means backing up a base. It means backing up your teammate. It means taking that headfirst slide. It means doing everything you can do to win a baseball game.

  Pete Rose

  Baseball, Running, Mean

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• Love is just a chocolate substitute.

  Melanie Clark Pullen

  Funny Valentines Day, Love Is, Chocolate

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• I used to be a hopeless romantic - I fell in love with everyone I went out with.

  Jeremy London

  Romantic, Hopeless, Used

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• February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?

  Ed Helms

  Men, Waiting, Special

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• Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

  Martha Stewart

  Funny Valentines Day, Cat, Smell

  Martha Stewart (2005). “The World According to Martha”, McGraw-Hill Companies

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• It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to know already that she has a tattoo of a sundered valentine with the tagline Heart Breaker on her right buttock and a tiny hairless ole just left of her anus.

  David Foster Wallace

  Tattoo, Queens, Heart

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• Valentine cards and birthday wishes?
  Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding
  The bond between man and woman and child.
  The highest elevation, cause we above
  All that romance crap, just show your love.

  Method Man

  Children, Rap, Men

  Song: You're All I Need

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• I wouldn't cut you out of my life Clary, any more than I would cut off my right hand and give it to someone as a Valentine's Day gift." Gross," said Clary. "Must you?" Simon grinned. "I must.

  Cassandra Clare

  Cutting, Hands, Giving

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1363, Simon and Schuster

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• The first album is a classic record and I think the prototype of a sound that no one else does.

  Kathy Valentine

  Valentines Day, Thinking, Firsts

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• Simon to die. Jace to live. Jonathon to retune. And you Valentine's daughter, to be the catalist of it all.

  Cassandra Clare

  Daughter, Jace, Dies

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• I have a suggestion," said Valentine to Luke, in a surprisingly even tone. "Let me guess," said Luke. "It's 'Don't kill me,' isn't it?

  Cassandra Clare

  Suggestions, Tone, Said

  Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.395, Simon and Schuster

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• I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.

  Zac Efron

  Valentines Day, Girlfriend, Flower

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• There are people who are willing to suffer and swallow their tears at leisure, and God will no doubt reward them in heaven for their resignation; but those who have the will to struggle strike back at fate in retaliation for the blows they receive.

  Alexandre Dumas

  Struggle, Fighting, Fate

  "The Count of Monte Cristo".

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• Then you're dead, too, sweet little sister.' Oh, yes,' said Valentine. 'They'll believe that. "I didn't know it would kill Andrew. And when he was dead, I didn't know it will kill Valentine too.

  Orson Scott Card

  Sweet, Believe, Little Sister

  Orson Scott Card (2011). “Ender's Game: Ender Series”, p.17, Hachette UK

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• Mundane humans create distinctions between themselves, distinctions that seem ridiculous to any Shadowhunter. Their distinctions are based on race, religion, national identity, any of a dozen minor and irrelevant markers. ~ Valentine

  Cassandra Clare

  Race, Identity, Dozen

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.828, Simon and Schuster

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