Vampire Quotes - Page 8

• Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Trying, Kill Me, Hated

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 11-15”, p.207, Penguin

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• Death and blood didn’t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference.

  Kim Harrison

  Blood, Differences, Chance

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• Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.

  Richelle Mead

  Midnight, Hunters, Helping

  Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.718, Penguin

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• As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the first vampire I'd ever met, the first man I'd ever gone to bed with, the first suitor I'd ever loved. Everything that followed had tainted those memories, but for one moment I saw him clearly, and I loved him again.

  Charlaine Harris

  Memories, Men, Waiting

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.178, Penguin

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• My kind [vampires] does not surprise easily," he said. "You surprised me, this morning. I have thus used up my full quota of shock and consternation for some interval." I stared at him. "You made a *joke*." "I have heard this kind of thing may happen.

  Robin McKinley

  Morning, Doe, Quota

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• John Matthew was her well of soul, as the symphaths called it,or her pyrocant, to the vampires. Her essential weakness.

  J.R. Ward

  Soul, Weakness, Essentials

  J.R. Ward (2009). “Lover Avenged: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.447, Penguin

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• I can’t believe you bit me there,” she finally said. “But what I really can’t believe is how it felt.” A smile curved his lips. “There are perks to being a vampire. That is one of them. I’ll enjoy showing you the others.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Believe, Lips, Perks

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• Seriously?" I shrugged. "He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him." Cole shook his head. "You don't think it'll work?" I asked. He rolled his eyes. "Vayl might be a vampire, but he's also a guy. Who's about to be deliriously happy. Good God, if you work this right, he won't even be mad if finds out because of the way you decided to hide it from him.

  Jennifer Rardin

  Eye, Thinking, Talking

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• Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade's house. "Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in... and then they make out, and-

  Larissa Ione

  House, Shade, Horror

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• It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.

  Janette Rallison

  Book, School, People

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• It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Dog, Joining, Littles

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• You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.

  Charlaine Harris

  Humorous, Party, Night

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Dead in Dixie”

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• I felt like - like I don't know what. Like this wasn't real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire's wife to shack up and procreate. Nice. - Jacob

  Stephenie Meyer

  Real, Nice, Wife

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• I am a vampire, and that is the truth.

  Christopher Pike

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• Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

  Jeaniene Frost

  Crazy, Trying, Keep Trying

  Jeaniene Frost (2009). “Destined For an Early Grave: A Night Huntress Novel”, p.10, Harper Collins

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• Mene mene tekel upsharin,' Jace said with a faint smile. 'You don't recognize it? It's from the Bible, vampire. The old one. That's your book, isn't it?' Just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean I've memorized the Old Testament.' It's the Writing on the Wall. "God hath numbered thy kingdom, and brought it to an end; thou art weighed in the balance and found wanting." It's a portent of doom--it means the end of an empire.

  Cassandra Clare

  Art, Wall, Book

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• "This isn’t really death," Tyler says, "We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old." I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you’re thinking of vampires.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Thinking, Legends, Tongue

  "Fight Club". Book by Chuck Palahniuk, August 17, 1996.

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• You take I-55 south, and you'll run into I-20. Or you could take..." I was about to be overloaded with information. "Oh that sounds just perfect. Let me do just that, or I'll lose track." Sure, glad I could help." Oh, you surely did." We beamed at each other, just two nice women. I had to fight an impulse to say "I have a tortured vampire in my trunk," out of sheer giddiness.

  Charlaine Harris

  Running, Nice, Fighting

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Club Dead”, Ace Trade

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• About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Positive, Twilight, Blood

  "After 10 Years Of Bella And Edward, 'Twilight Reimagined' Brings A Twist". Interview with Kelly McEvers, www.npr.org. October 6, 2015.

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• Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever." "Only if it was raw. What do you think?" "It's good," I said reluctantly. Who knew that bacon would have made all the difference? "Really good. I think you have a promising future as a housewife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars." "Funny, that's exactly my dream.

  Richelle Mead

  Dream, Thinking, Differences

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• A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

  Jeaniene Frost

  Night, Lasts, Classic

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• Don't you even think of holding back, or I'll...I'll tell Spade you let me get away from you," she improvised. "And that I got mugged," she added for good measure. Cries of "Mon Dieu!" and "That's not fair!" echoed immediately from the two vampires. "I'm a crazy human female, you know I'll do it," Denise warned them

  Jeaniene Frost

  Crazy, Thinking, Two

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• She's a sort of human vampire-bat

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Bats, Humans

  P. G. Wodehouse (2016). “Expecting Jeeves”, p.47, Courier Dover Publications

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• If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

  Janet Evanovich

  House, Doomed, Invites

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• You arrogant, overpublicized, showy old bat, what are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they misbehave? Come on Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?

  Jeaniene Frost

  Kings, Children, Wall

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