Vampire Quotes - Page 12

• You know, you say ‘not exactly’ a lot. You’re not exactly a vampire. You’re not exactly from Scotland, and you’re allergic to daylight. What else? (Sunshine) I hate bran muffins and grass. (Talon)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Hate, Sunshine, Scotland

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• Daimons, vampires, ghouls, whatever you want to call them. They suck your blood and your soul and leave you with nothing. Kind of like lawyers. (Selena)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Ghouls, Blood, Soul

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Night Pleasures/Night Embrace”, p.667, Macmillan

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• You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.

  Charlaine Harris

  Humorous, Party, Night

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Dead in Dixie”

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• If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

  Heather Brewer

  Two, Garlic, Ninth Grade

  Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.140, Penguin

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• Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres

  Jeaniene Frost

  Zero, Badass, Indulge In

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• What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

  Kelley Armstrong

  Blood, Next, Drink

  Kelley Armstrong (2009). “Stolen”, p.56, Vintage Canada

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• Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Giving, Sensual, Massage

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• First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Parks, Firsts, Baths

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• Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're confronted with the archetypal origin of the term, and you shouldn't be surprised if your core body temperature drops a few degrees.

  Kevin Hearne

  Iceland, People, Giving

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• There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.

  Mindy Kaling

  Teenage, Book, Grateful

  Mindy Kaling (2011). “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)”, p.3, Crown/Archetype

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• The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.

  Ilona Andrews

  Brother, Imagination, Mutants

  Ilona Andrews (2015). “Magic Gifts: A Kate Daniels Novella”, p.44, Penguin

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• Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Party, Safety, Slumber

  Stephenie Meyer (2008). “Eclipse”, Little Brown & Company

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• It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Dog, Joining, Littles

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• As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the first vampire I'd ever met, the first man I'd ever gone to bed with, the first suitor I'd ever loved. Everything that followed had tainted those memories, but for one moment I saw him clearly, and I loved him again.

  Charlaine Harris

  Memories, Men, Waiting

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.178, Penguin

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• My kind [vampires] does not surprise easily," he said. "You surprised me, this morning. I have thus used up my full quota of shock and consternation for some interval." I stared at him. "You made a *joke*." "I have heard this kind of thing may happen.

  Robin McKinley

  Morning, Doe, Quota

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• John Matthew was her well of soul, as the symphaths called it,or her pyrocant, to the vampires. Her essential weakness.

  J.R. Ward

  Soul, Weakness, Essentials

  J.R. Ward (2009). “Lover Avenged: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.447, Penguin

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• "Catherine." she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of my chair. "I've decided to come to your wedding." I actually glanced at my phone again to see if I'd been mistaken and it was someone else who'd called me. "Are you drunk?" I got out when I could speak. She signed. "I wish you wouldn't marry that vampire, but I'm tired of him coming between us." Aliens replaced her with a pod person, I found myself thinking. That's the only explanation

  Jeaniene Frost

  Fall, Tired, Thinking

  "At Grave's End". Book by Jeaniene Frost, December 30, 2008.

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• The Circle had been less than thrilled by its choice, but we'd finally come to terms. As in, they were no longer trying to play Whac-A-Mole with my head. Only now they seemed to think they had the right to make sure that nobody else did, either. That was a problem, because the vampires felt the same way and the Senate didn't share well.

  Karen Chance

  Thinking, Play, Circles

  Karen Chance (2011). “Hunt the Moon: A Cassie Palmer Novel”, p.47, Penguin

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• Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?” Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my lord.

  Gail Carriger

  Lord, Glances, Reports

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• Hello, princess,” said Lord Maccon to the vampire. “Got yourself into quite a pickle this time, didn't you?” Lord Akeldama looked him up and down. “My sweet young naked boy, you are hardly one to talk. Not that I mind, of course.

  Gail Carriger

  Sweet, Princess, Boys

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• Death and blood didn’t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference.

  Kim Harrison

  Blood, Differences, Chance

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• Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Trying, Kill Me, Hated

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 11-15”, p.207, Penguin

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• Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.

  Richelle Mead

  Midnight, Hunters, Helping

  Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.718, Penguin

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• May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons.

  Charlaine Harris

  May, Weapons, Things To Do

  Charlaine Harris (2006). “Definitely Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.211, Penguin

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• Sometimes it was so easy to forget that I was kissing a vampire.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Kissing, Forget, Sometimes

  Stephenie Meyer (2009). “Breaking Dawn: Twilight”, p.21, Hachette UK

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