Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've been staying in hotels most of the way, though I will say some hotels have declined to take us because we're just having too much fun.
Homosexuality is an ugly sin, repugnant to those who find no temptation in it, as well as to many past offenders who are seeking a way out of its clutches. It is embarrassing and unpleasant as a subject for discussion but because of its prevalence, the need to warn the uninitiated, and the desire to help those who may already be involved in it, it is discussed in this chapter.
The question is, and this is what Barack Obama didn't want to answer, is that human life a person under the constitution. And Barack Obama says no. Well, if that person, human life, is not a person, then I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say no, we're going to decide who our people, and who are not people.
Hunting is now to most of us a game, whose relish seems based upon some mystic remembrance, in the blood, of ancient days when to hunter as well as hunted it was a matter of life and death.
The creatures that want to live a life of their own, we call wild. If wild, then no matter how harmless, we treat them as outlaws, and those of us who are specially well brought up shoot them for fun.
Well, you show me the science [that being gay is not a choice] and I'll be persuaded.
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.
But now old friends are acting strange They shake their heads, they say I've changed Well something's lost, but something's gained In living every day
Imagine a room awash in gasoline, and there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has nine thousand matches. The other has seven thousand matches. Each of them is concerned about who's ahead, who's stronger. Well that's the kind of situation we are actually in. The amount of weapons that are available to the United States and the Soviet Union are so bloated, so grossly in excess of what's needed to dissuade the other, that if it weren't so tragic, it would be laughable. What is necessary is to reduce the matches and to clean up the gasoline.
The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century. Speaking as a mathematician, I should say the odds are about three to one against survival.
I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
A writer is rarely so well inspired as when he talks about himself.
Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk.
In my mind it strolls, as well as in my apartment. A cat, strong, sweet and delightful.
Defeat in this world is no disgrace and that is what they cannot understand. If you really fought well and fought for the right thing.
I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to - you talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here.
If you aren't sure who you are, you might as well work on who you want to be.
You can't fake being able to cook well.
Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.
Don't we all just really try to fake it well?
It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well...
Well: Love and Pain Be kinfolks twain; Yet would, Oh would I could Love again.
A middle-aged cat will often play as unreservedly as a kitten, though he knows perfectly well it is only a game.
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