You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes - Page 6

• You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Teeth, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Grades

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• You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Grandmother, Redneck, Games

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• You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Might

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• You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Texas, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Dresses, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Nice, Redneck, Wish

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Water, Honor

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• You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Rats

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• You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Exhibits

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read”, p.250, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Your Mom

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• You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Grandmother, Redneck, Bingo

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• You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Cost

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• You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Tombstone, Redneck

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• You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Cowboy, Ostriches

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• You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, House, Watches

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• You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, House, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Moving, Redneck, Yellow

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• You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Thinking, People

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• You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Grandfather, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Four, Might

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• You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Home, Redneck, Shopping

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• You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Sports, Mother, School

  Jeff Foxworthy, David Boyd (2004). “You might be a redneck if--”, Rutledge Hill Pr

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• You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Car, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Rats

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