You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes - Page 5

• You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Nice, Redneck, Doors

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• You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Baseball, Redneck, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Hunting, Might

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• You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Gun, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Jobs, Redneck, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Believe, Redneck, Groundhog Day

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• You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Redneck, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Needs, Might

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• You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Fashion, Redneck, Risk

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• You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Thinking, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Thinking, Men

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• You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Home, Beer, Redneck

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• You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Office, Tanks

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• You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Tattoo, Redneck, House

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• You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Mind, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Necks, Arms

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• If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Redneck

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• If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Girlfriend, Redneck, Names

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• You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Tanks, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Cousin, Redneck, Might

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• You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Light, Might

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read”, p.288, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Girlfriend, Redneck, Down And

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• You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Jeans, Cracks

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• You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Car

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• You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Dresses, Might

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