Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
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