The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
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