Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.