I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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