Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
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