You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?