When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise.
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.
Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.
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