All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.
Don't cry over spilt milk.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
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