Spike Milligan Quotes - Page 3

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• Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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  Funny, Crazy, Silly

  The Last Goon Show of All

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• A lot of learning canbe a little thing.

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  Littles, Little Things

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• Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently

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  Agony, Speak

  Spike Milligan (1973). “More Goon Show Scripts”, Routledge

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• A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

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  Two, Bird, Shepherds

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• My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

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  Father, Inspiration, Lunatic

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• It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

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  Funny Relationship, Perfect, Want

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• I'm Irish. We think sideways

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  Inspiration, Thinking, Sideways

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• I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

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  Hero, Coward, Legs

  Robert Graves, Spike Milligan, Pauline Scudamore (1991). “Dear Robert, Dear Spike: the Graves-Milligan correspondence”

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• The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

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  Book, Iron, Use

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• Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

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  Eggs, Cynical, Politics

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• I told you I was sick.

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  Death, Football, Suicide

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• If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

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  Men, Used, Ifs

  "Rommel? Gunner Who? A Confrontation in the Desert". Book by Spike Milligan, 1974.

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• This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

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  Eye, Silence, Looks

  Spike Milligan (1993). “Hidden Words: Collected Poems”

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• Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

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  Morning, Class, Tourists

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• I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

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  Pain, Suffering, Too Much

  Spike Milligan (2011). “Milligan's Meaning of Life: An Autobiography of Sorts”, p.276, Penguin UK

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