Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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