Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.
It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people.
All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
It may be said that artist and censor differ in this wise: that the first is a decent mind in an indecent body and that the second is an indecent mind in a decent body.
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