The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.
I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.
I love portraying the totally indifferent person.
There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
Funny is funny is funny.
You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.
I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.
I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head.
I never had an aversion because I was active in the drama club. If I had that aversion I certainly wouldn't put myself in the position of being on stage. Of course, in the drama club you're hiding behind a character.
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
I don't have a stack of scripts...
I've been a very lucky actor.
I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.
I feel more comfortable in comedy.
Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.
Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It's run by polls and focus groups. So it's even more true today, I think, than it was some 40 years ago.
As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.
Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.
I'm very open to the up-and-comers.
The reason I'm a psychologist is based in part on my telephone routines. Much of my humor comes out of reaction to what other people are saying. A psychologist is a man who listens, who is sympathetic.
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.
It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider. I decided against it.
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