If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
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