Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
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