Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?
An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.
do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
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