Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.
Poetry is that which is lost in translation.
Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.
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