Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
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