Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
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