The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.
Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.
A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.
Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
Variety is the spice of love.
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
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