Jerry Seinfeld Quotes - Page 12

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• What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Sorry, Thinking, Dating

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• It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Phones, Meditation, Mind

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• The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Beautiful, Men, Ideas

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• When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Children, Maturity, Years

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Fun, Space, Would Be

  "Q&A: Seinfeld finds new 'space and place' with Web series". Interview with Ryan Nakashima, www.times-standard.com. October 7, 2015.

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• Festivus for the Restivus!

  Jerry Seinfeld

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• And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Kids, Needs, Costumes

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• I'd like to do one of those jumps they do in the movies; in a car, over a bridge, in the air with a huge explosion. It would be a final moment of entertainment.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Air, Bridges, Car

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• I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Son, Israel, People

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• The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Thinking, People, Giving

  "Q&A: Seinfeld finds new 'space and place' with Web series". Interview with Ryan Nakashima, www.times-standard.com. October 7, 2015.

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• I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Sarcastic, Stranger, Bad Movies

  "What's the worst movie you ever saw in the theater?" by Caitlin PenzeyMoog, William Hughes, Laura Adamczyk, Alex McLevy, Clayton Purdom, Sam Barsanti, Gwen Ihnat, Sean O'Neal, Esther Zuckerman, Katie Rife, Erik Adams, A.A. Dowd, Josh Modell, Danette Chavez, Kevin Pang, and Nick Wanserski, www.avclub.com. April 14, 2017.

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• I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Crazy, Years, Car

  "Q&A: Seinfeld finds new 'space and place' with Web series". Interview with Ryan Nakashima, www.times-standard.com. October 7, 2015.

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• The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Personality, Comedian, Kind

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