I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
... all my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.
For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.
Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been using it for years
[To the critic who wrote a negative review:] I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.
They aren't making mirrors like they use to.
No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.
If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.
Will TV kill the theater? If the programs I have seen, save for "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," the ball games and the fights, are any criterion, the theater need not wake up in a cold sweat.
Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
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