I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.
Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.
... all my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.
I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
They aren't making mirrors like they use to.
My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
Will TV kill the theater? If the programs I have seen, save for "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," the ball games and the fights, are any criterion, the theater need not wake up in a cold sweat.
Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been using it for years
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.
If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.
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