I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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