Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
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