I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade....
There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Vodka is kind of a hobby.
I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.
This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.
I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you're beautiful when you relax.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.
Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.
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