A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
God finally caught his eye.
My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they're stupid, that that would be a stupid move.
My indifference to money and my spendthrift ways are disgraceful. You have no idea how reckless I am; how often I practically throw money out of the window. I am always making good resolutions, but the next minute I forget and give the waiter eightpence.
A man needs to be polite, not just to me but to everyone. I watch that. How does he treat the waiter? How does he treat the coat-check girl? How does he treat the driver?
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day.
There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing.
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters.
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?"
I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
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