Chris Rock Quotes - Page 7

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• The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Hate, Rap

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, April 17, 2004.

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• You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.

  Chris Rock

  Liberty, Pay, Checks

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• Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Dance, Humor

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• Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Stars, Halloween

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• A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

  Chris Rock

  Work Out, Trying, Clubs

  "Chris Rock On The Funny Business Of Finding Success". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. August 8, 2012.

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• I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

  Chris Rock

  Law, White, People

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• Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

  Chris Rock

  Years, Black History, Want

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• God bless America. And no place else.

  Chris Rock

  America, God Bless, Head Of State

  "Head of State". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.

  Chris Rock

  Girl, Teenage, Boys

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

  Chris Rock

  Real, Emotional, Affair

  Source: movieweb.com

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• Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, April 17, 2004.

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• Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

  Chris Rock

  Groups, Comedy, Activity

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• Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.

  Chris Rock

  Nervous, Should

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• All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Mother, Crazy

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• You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Guy

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, April 17, 2004.

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• I live way below my means.

  Chris Rock

  Mean, Way

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• There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel bad." That's racism.

  Chris Rock

  Clueless, Differences, Racism

  "Chris Rock and Julie Delpy on Their Sundance Romance, On-screen Chemistry, and Racism Versus Stupidity". Interview with Jada Yuan, www.vulture.com. January 26, 2012.

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• Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

  Chris Rock

  4th Of July, Holiday, White

  Twitter post from Jul 04, 2012

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• Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

  Chris Rock

  People, Comedian, Groups

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.

  Chris Rock

  Book, Writing, Mean

  "Chris Rock On Standup, Sellouts And Defining Success". Interview with Audie Cornish, kwit.org. December 05, 2014.

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• I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.

  Chris Rock

  Mean, Disrespect

  Source: uk.complex.com

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• Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

  Chris Rock

  Lying, Men, Lying Men

  "Everybody loves Chris". Interview with Ed Pilkington, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2008.

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• Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

  Chris Rock

  Men, Needs, Causes

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• You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

  Chris Rock

  Smart, People, Dumb

  Source: www.oprah.com

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• Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.

  Chris Rock

  Book, Careers, Support

  Source: www.believermag.com

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