Sarah Silverman Quotes - Page 7

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• I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.

  Sarah Silverman

  Kids, Thinking, People

  "Diary of a TV Killer: Sarah Silverman". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. April 16, 2010.

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• If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

  Sarah Silverman

  Mean, Tea, Pussy

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• I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

  Sarah Silverman

  Sleepovers, Recipes, Disaster

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

  Sarah Silverman

  Children, Growing Up, Taken

  "Sarah Silverman Talks Wreck-It Ralph, How She Got Involved, Recording with John C. Reilly, What Makes Her Laugh and Her Upcoming Stand-Up Special". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. October 29, 2012.

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• I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

  Sarah Silverman

  Humiliating

  "Sarah Silverman: Playing The Dummy For Laughs". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. December 31, 2010.

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• If I have kids, I'll adopt.

  Sarah Silverman

  Kids, Ifs

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• That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

  Sarah Silverman

  Comedy, Offensive

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• I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I was shocked at the things that shocked people.

  Sarah Silverman

  People, House, Innocent

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.

  Sarah Silverman

  Baby, Thinking, Perfectly Good

  "Sarah Silverman: Turning Ignorance Into Comedy". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. April 22, 2010.

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• I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

  Sarah Silverman

  Care, Fats, Jokes

  "Sarah Silverman: Fat jokes about women are offensive". Interview with John D. Sutter, www.cnn.com. February 18, 2010.

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• Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

  Sarah Silverman

  Talking, Comedy, My Own

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• I do love the idea of ritual.

  Sarah Silverman

  Ideas, Ritual

  Interview with Pamela Paul, www.slate.com. November 10, 2005.

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• I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

  Sarah Silverman

  Video, Internet, Love Making

  "Sarah Silverman on her start in comedy, performing in casinos and Sheldon Adelson". Interview with John Katsilometes, lasvegassun.com. July 17, 2013.

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• I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

  Sarah Silverman

  Thinking, Comedian

  Interview with Pamela Paul, www.slate.com. November 10, 2005.

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• I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.

  Sarah Silverman

  Sad Music, Doe, Sides

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was doing it in New York, and I remember Kevin Brennan, the guy I lost my virginity to, was like "That song doesn't make sense, you have tits."

  Sarah Silverman

  Song, New York, Guy

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

  Sarah Silverman

  People, Offensive, Materials

  Source: movieweb.com

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• When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.

  Sarah Silverman

  Stars, Acting, Episodes

  "Sarah Silverman: The ESQ+A". Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. July 5, 2012.

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• Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.

  Sarah Silverman

  Country, Kings, Love You

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• Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

  Sarah Silverman

  Country, Joining, Clubs

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

  Sarah Silverman

  Religious, Mean, Thinking

  Interview with Pamela Paul, www.slate.com. November 10, 2005.

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• I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.

  Sarah Silverman

  Thinking, Brave, Important

  "Sarah Silverman talks boobs, and answers our 11 questions". Interview with Marah Eakin, tv.avclub.com. September 23, 2014.

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• I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.

  Sarah Silverman

  Drama, Interesting, Ifs

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.

  Sarah Silverman

  People, Want, Materials

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• I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

  Sarah Silverman

  Littles, Stuff, Scientology

  Source: movieweb.com

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