Ambrose Bierce Quotes - Page 12

• FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

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  Money, Latin, Character

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.86, University of Georgia Press

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• Truth is so good a thing that falsehood can not afford to be without it.

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  Truth Is, Can Not, Falsehood

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2691, Delphi Classics

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• Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.

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  Government, Genius, Bears

  Ambrose Bierce, Brian St. Pierre (1987). “The Devil's advocate: an Ambrose Bierce reader”, Chronicle Books (CA)

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• GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

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  Demand, Answers, Argument

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.99, University of Georgia Press

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• Doubt is the father of invention.

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  Father, Stupidity, Doubt

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• TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.

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  Greed, Tariffs, Scales

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.217, 谷月社

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• Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

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  Lakes, Sea, Fishing

  Ambrose Bierce (2011). “Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, Tales, and Memoirs: The Devil's Dictionary, Tales, and Memoirs”, p.743, Library of America

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• actually, adv. Perhaps; possibly.

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  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.12, University of Georgia Press

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• Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.

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  Patriotism, Fever, Stones

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2230, Delphi Classics

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• According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

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  Numbers, Adults, United States

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.49, 谷月社

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• The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

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  Horse, Children, Animal

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.31, 谷月社

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• At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

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  War, Savages, Idiot

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.9, University of Georgia Press

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• UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the house. Its nature and laws have been exhaustively expounded by Locke, who rode a house, and Kant, who lived in a horse.

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  Life, Nature, Horse

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2534, Delphi Classics

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• LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.

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  Music, Guarding, Treasure

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2444, Delphi Classics

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• Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

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  Wine, Definitions, Connoisseur

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• ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

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  Demand, Lasts, Diplomacy

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.227, 谷月社

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• True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

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  Men, Doe, True Man

  Ambrose Bierce (2015). “A Cynic Looks at Life”, p.37, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

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  Optimistic, White, Optimism

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.175, University of Georgia Press

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• History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

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  Lying, History, Soldier

  Cynic's Word Book (1906) p. 161

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• A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

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  Affair, Inactivity, Abstention

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.7, 谷月社

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• CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?

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  Latin

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.46, University of Georgia Press

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• LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

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  Truth, Liars

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• Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

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  Cynical, Adultery, Cynicism

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• Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

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  Dies, Sinning

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• YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

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  Past, Yesterday, Age

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.242, University of Georgia Press

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