Erma Bombeck Quotes - Page 14

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• Do I have to use my own money?

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  Use, My Own

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.320, Open Road Media

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• You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

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  Family, Death, Dying

  Erma Bombeck (1997). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.149, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.

  Erma Bombeck

  Tables, Littles, Jars

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• [On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.

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  Hurt, Father, Leaving

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• A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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  Birthday, Marriage, Husband

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media

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• Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

  Erma Bombeck

  Kiwi, Fruit, Brown

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• Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

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  Kids, Literature, Entertaining

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• The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

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  Funny, God, Humorous

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• It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

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  Jobs, Want

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