Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, And love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Romania.
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
Friends come and go but I wouldn't have thought you'd be one of them
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.
My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after. His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter. He is jubilant as a flag unfurled - Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him. My own dear love, he is all my world - And I wish I'd never met him.
There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of the side window was a wonderfully slinky mink, and an arm, and at the end of the arm a hand in a white suede glove wrinkled around the wrist, and in the hand was a bagel with a bite out of it.
all men are the same age.
I regret to say that during the first act of this, I fell so soundly asleep that the gentleman who brought me piled up a barricade of overcoat, hat, stick, and gloves between us to establish a separation in the eyes of the world, and went into an impersonation of A Young Man Who Has Come to the Theater Unaccompanied.
Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
People are more fun than anyone.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
Of Orson Welles: It's like meeting God without dying.
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
[On hearing that President Coolidge was dead:] How can you tell?
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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