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• When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

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  Hands, Bumper Sticker, Lemons

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.306, Macmillan

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• That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.

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  Happens

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.124, Macmillan

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• Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.

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  Hurt, Guy, Heaven

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.299, St. Martin's Press

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• Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

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  Insanity, Genius, Bumper Sticker

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• Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.

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  Nice, Should Have, Kind

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.165, St. Martin's Press

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• Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

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  Care, Detectives, Scales

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.171, Macmillan

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• I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT

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  Two, Karate, T Shirt

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.70, Macmillan

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• Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

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  House, Hello, Said

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.766, St. Martin's Press

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• He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

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  Cake, Desire, Razors

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.149, Macmillan

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• I had a soft spot for crazy people.

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  Crazy, People, Crazy People

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.9, St. Martin's Press

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• guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

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  Guy, Feelings, Who Cares

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• after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.

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  Running, Epic, Hot

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.8, St. Martin's Press

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• I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.

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  Memories, Powerful, Loss

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• At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.

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  Lying, Fall, Sleep

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.11, Macmillan

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• Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.

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  Boys, August, Looks

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.88, Macmillan

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• I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing

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  Self Esteem, Cutting, Loss

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.28, Macmillan

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• But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.

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  Men, Looks, Appeals

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• There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

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  T Shirt, Moments, Shirts

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.208, Macmillan

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• I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together, he corrected, "Stepmother. We're just - We're going in different directions." "I don't know what to say, Dad. 'Hurray' just seems wrong.

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  Mother, Sorry, Dad

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.314, Macmillan

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• I know," he said in almost bored contemplation. "My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood." "I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.

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  Mother, Bored, Personality

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• I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

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  Skeletons, Soul, May

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.69, Macmillan

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• She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

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  Crystals, Hurricanes, Crystal Meth

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.55, St. Martin's Press

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• I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless

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  Possibility, Endless

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• Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

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  T Shirt, Shirts, Interest

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.83, Macmillan

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• It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.

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  Waiting, Miracle, Would Be

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