Darynda Jones Quotes - Page 9

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• I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?

  Darynda Jones

  Thinking, Guy, Three

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.129, Macmillan

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• Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?" "Pffft. It’s just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing.

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  Facts, Doe, Morbid

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.156, Macmillan

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• This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to my face.

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  Running, Memories, Dad

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.185, St. Martin's Press

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• I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.

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  Left

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.112, Macmillan

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• This place is like crazy on crackers.

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  Crazy, Crackers

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.258, Macmillan

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• ...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I’d suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.

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  Running, Sleep, Night

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.31, Macmillan

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• I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

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  Color, White, Personality

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Death, Doom, and Detention”, p.19, Macmillan

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• Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

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  Blind, Wells

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.259, Macmillan

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• I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

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  T Shirt, Shirts, Virgins

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series”, p.34, Hachette UK

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• Can you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.

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  Old Things, Downtown, Letters

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• We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.

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  Night, Agony, Giving

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.123, Macmillan

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• My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.

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  Phones, Add, My Thoughts

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• What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.

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  Mean, Debauchery, Madness

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.308, Macmillan

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• Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

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  Curiosity, Zombie, Killing

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.564, St. Martin's Press

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• I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

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  Broken, Feelings, Legs

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.721, St. Martin's Press

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• Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.

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  Police, Albuquerque, Okay

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.120, Macmillan

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• Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game are you playing? You’re under arrest, mister.” His mouth tilted and a dimple emerged on one cheek as I took his wrist and threw him against a wall. Or, well, urged him toward it. I held him against the cool wood with one hand and frisked him with the other.

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  Wall, Eye, Hands

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.172, Macmillan

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• That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind. "Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

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  Mother, Brother, Weekend

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• She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.

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  Animal, Blood, Speak English

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.475, St. Martin's Press

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• I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?

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  Psych, Thinking, Issues

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.107, Macmillan

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• Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

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  Uncles, Mean, Ideas

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.159, Macmillan

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• Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

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  Tap Dance, Okay, Minors

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.258, Macmillan

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• I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

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  Father, Trying, Should

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.236, Macmillan

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• You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

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  Guy, World, That Guy

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.292, Macmillan

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• Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

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  Writing, Trying, Stories

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