Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
It is sexy in here or is it just me?
I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.
.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.
Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones, put them in the right order, and you’ve created a moment in time where the reader forgets about the late car payment, the dirty dishes, the impending workweek. You have created a state of bliss. Or negligence, depending on your perspective.
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do anywhere. It poses the deepest questions in the universe. It generates emotion. It elicits empathy, promotes learning, creates an intellect you simply cannot get from any other medium. For me, it is air.
SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER
How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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