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• It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

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  Fall

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.126, Macmillan

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• Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

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  Jobs, Dirty, Perfection

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.201, St. Martin's Press

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• If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

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  Eye, Bananas, Contact

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.284, St. Martin's Press

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• I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.

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  Attention, Attention Span, Shiny Things

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.189, St. Martin's Press

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• If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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  Law, Enforcement, Physics

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.606, St. Martin's Press

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• Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

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  Running, Insanity, Doe

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.113, Macmillan

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• I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones, put them in the right order, and you’ve created a moment in time where the reader forgets about the late car payment, the dirty dishes, the impending workweek. You have created a state of bliss. Or negligence, depending on your perspective.

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  Dirty, Heart, Language Words

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• Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do anywhere. It poses the deepest questions in the universe. It generates emotion. It elicits empathy, promotes learning, creates an intellect you simply cannot get from any other medium. For me, it is air.

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  Art, Writing, Air

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• If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

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  Hands, Hey, T Shirt

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead: Number 3 in series”, p.129, Hachette UK

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• Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.

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  Hours, Sane

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• You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

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  Add, Looks, T Shirt

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.125, Macmillan

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• Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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  Creating Life, Chocolate, Finding Yourself

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave On The Right: Number 1 in series”, p.102, Hachette UK

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• My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

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  Strong, Bullshit, Persuasion

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.262, St. Martin's Press

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• Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

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  Giving, Headache, Existence

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.241, Macmillan

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• Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.

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  Nectar

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.282, Macmillan

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• How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

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  Eggs, Charley Davidson, Reyes Farrow

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.178, Macmillan

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• A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

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  Waiting, Poverty, Bumper Sticker

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.904, St. Martin's Press

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• When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

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  Hands, Bumper Sticker, Lemons

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.306, Macmillan

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• Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

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  Running, Hate, Doors

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.25, Macmillan

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• That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.

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  Happens

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.124, Macmillan

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• Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.

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  Hurt, Guy, Heaven

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.299, St. Martin's Press

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• SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT

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  Girl, Spring, Pistols

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Second Grave On The Left: Number 2 in series”, p.92, Hachette UK

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• You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

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  Stupid, T Shirt, Numb

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• Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

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  Insanity, Genius, Bumper Sticker

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• Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.

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  Nice, Should Have, Kind

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.165, St. Martin's Press

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