Darynda Jones Quotes - Page 10

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• He's helped me a lot over the years." "I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours." "I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.

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  Years, Skins, Allergies

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.117, Macmillan

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• Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?

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  Race, Drs, Cows

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.37, Macmillan

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• He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

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  Attitude, Kids, Daddy

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.262, Macmillan

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• Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.

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  Halloween, Government, Recognition

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.239, St. Martin's Press

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• Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.

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  Exorcism, Entertainment, Hello

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.50, St. Martin's Press

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• While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.

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  Fall, Reminiscing, Add

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.126, Macmillan

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• He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.

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  Chocolate, Heroin, Covered

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.37, Macmillan

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• Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.

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  Voice, Long, Soul

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.74, Macmillan

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• His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.

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  Reading, Fire, Romance

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.40, Macmillan

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• Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

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  Hysteria, People, Left Behind

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.32, Macmillan

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• Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.

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  Together, Next, Tripping

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.239, St. Martin's Press

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• A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted.

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  Fun, Eye, Important

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.238, St. Martin's Press

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• Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested

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  Uncles, Children, Coffee

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.36, Macmillan

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• I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.

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  Dad, Needs, Mouths

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.36, Macmillan

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• Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish.

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  Dancer, Boss, Hey

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.92, Macmillan

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• Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to side. “I’m trying to see past a little girl on my hood." “Oh. Isn’t that dangerous?” “Normally. But she has a knife.” “Oh, well, then, I guess it’s okay.

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  Girl, Past, Knives

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.172, Macmillan

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• I noticed you tore down Donovan's house." He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. "He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.

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  House, Alive, Towns

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.315, Macmillan

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• I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

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  Funny, Birthday, Humorous

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.21, St. Martin's Press

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• A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange.

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  Guy, Suvs, Strange

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.106, Macmillan

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• The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?

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  Gps, Funny Things, Faster

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.107, Macmillan

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• In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

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  Feet, Three, Vader

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.34, Macmillan

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• I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

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  Waiting, Depth, Proust

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• Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives

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  Mean, Thinking, Ebola

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.406, St. Martin's Press

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• Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?" "I never liked you." Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley

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  Waiting, Honestly, Like Me

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series”, p.63, Hachette UK

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• I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

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  Opportunity, Expectations, Action

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.153, Macmillan

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