Darynda Jones Quotes - Page 10

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• This place is like crazy on crackers.

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  Crazy, Crackers

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.258, Macmillan

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• Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game are you playing? You’re under arrest, mister.” His mouth tilted and a dimple emerged on one cheek as I took his wrist and threw him against a wall. Or, well, urged him toward it. I held him against the cool wood with one hand and frisked him with the other.

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  Wall, Eye, Hands

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.172, Macmillan

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• You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

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  Guy, World, That Guy

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.292, Macmillan

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• She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.

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  Animal, Blood, Speak English

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.475, St. Martin's Press

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• Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

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  Men, Giving, Want

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.56, Macmillan

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• Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

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  Writing, Trying, Stories

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• Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

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  Tap Dance, Okay, Minors

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.258, Macmillan

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• That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind. "Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

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  Mother, Brother, Weekend

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• I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?

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  Psych, Thinking, Issues

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.107, Macmillan

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• Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?

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  Race, Drs, Cows

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.37, Macmillan

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• I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

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  Funny, Birthday, Humorous

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.21, St. Martin's Press

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• Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.

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  Halloween, Government, Recognition

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.239, St. Martin's Press

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• The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?

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  Gps, Funny Things, Faster

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.107, Macmillan

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• I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

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  Waiting, Depth, Proust

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• Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives

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  Mean, Thinking, Ebola

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.406, St. Martin's Press

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• Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?" "I never liked you." Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley

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  Waiting, Honestly, Like Me

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series”, p.63, Hachette UK

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• I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

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  Opportunity, Expectations, Action

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.153, Macmillan

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• He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

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  Attitude, Kids, Daddy

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.262, Macmillan

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• She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay." "Yeah, me, too.

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  Gay, Guy, Yeah

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.15, Macmillan

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• A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange.

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  Guy, Suvs, Strange

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.106, Macmillan

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• Can you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.

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  Old Things, Downtown, Letters

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• We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.

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  Night, Agony, Giving

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.123, Macmillan

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• In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

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  Feet, Three, Vader

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.34, Macmillan

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• I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?

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  Thinking, Guy, Three

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.129, Macmillan

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• I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

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  Broken, Feelings, Legs

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.721, St. Martin's Press

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