Joe E. Lewis Quotes About Alcohol

• I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Alcohol, Bombs, Noise

• I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Funny, Drinking, Beer

  Recalled on his death, 4 Jun1971.

• I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Funny, Drinking, Humor

• Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Drinking, Dirty, Food

• I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Men, Alcohol, Next

• I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Drinking, Doctors, Alcohol

• It pays to get drunk with the best people.

  Joe E. Lewis

  People, Drunk, Alcohol

• I drink to forget I drink.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Drinking, Alcohol, Ironic

  "Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes: Your Ultimate One-Stop Bar and Cocktail Resource". Book by Cheryl Charming, p. 137, 2006.

• I always wake up at the crack of ice.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Drinking, Ice, Alcohol

• A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Men, Drunk, Alcohol

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