W. C. Fields Quotes About Food

Quotes about: Food

• I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Witty, Drinking

• I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Witty, Strong

• Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

  W. C. Fields

  Food, Drinking, Beer

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• There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

  W. C. Fields

  Children, Food, Firsts

• I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

  W. C. Fields

  Food, Water, Way

• My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

  W. C. Fields

  Baby, Food, Health

• I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

  W. C. Fields

  Drinking, Food, Night

• I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

  W. C. Fields

  Horse, Food, Meat

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