Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
So little time and so little to do.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends