What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
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