A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
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