What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
My last picture for Warners was Romance on the High Seas. It was Doris Day's first picture; that was before she became a virgin.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
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