Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
A kiss may ruin a human life
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.
I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that
If you love something, set it free.
I don't feel anti-love. I feel suspicious of love, and I feel suspicious of what it means to be in love. And I also feel suspicious of what it means to feel pretend love for someone.
The most important things are the hardest to say
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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