Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
A kiss may ruin a human life
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.
I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that
The most important things are the hardest to say
A woman is faithful to her first lover for a long time - unless she happens to take a second.
We start making every child ambitious, and ambition means you cannot love; ambition is anti-love. Ambition needs fight, ambition needs struggle, ambition needs you to use others as a means.
A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.
I don't feel anti-love. I feel suspicious of love, and I feel suspicious of what it means to be in love. And I also feel suspicious of what it means to feel pretend love for someone.
When I wrote that [Donald] Trump piece, I had this uncomfortable experience of sensing a lot of things that were nascent, that I couldn't quite articulate. And one of them was this move toward anti-intellectualism. An anti-love move, even.
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