Ass Quotes - Page 19

• I've whipped the Harvard graduate's ass. Nothing against Harvard - it's a hell of a school - but there I was, twenty five yards behind, wrapped in leg irons, and I beat him.

  Don King

  School, Iron, Boxing

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• There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass.

  Neville Cardus

  Baseball, Mean, Games

  1981 A Fourth Innings with Cardus.

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• One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

  Satchel Paige

  Past, Papa, Balls

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• Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

  Edward Abbey

  Widows, Golden, Married

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• Generally speaking, it's a matter of only mild intellectual interest to me whether the earth goes around the sun or the sun goes around the earth. In fact, I don't care a rat's ass either way.

  Edward Abbey

  Intellectual, Earth, Care

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• One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings, is, that nature disapproves it, otherwise, she would not so frequently turn it into ridicule by giving mankind an ass for a lion.

  Thomas Paine

  Kings, Giving, Lions

  Thomas Paine (2016). “Common Sense”, p.12, Coventry House Publishing

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• We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.

  Ray Bradbury

  Book, Years, Needs

  Ray Bradbury (2016). “Fahrenheit 451”, p.41, Hamilton Books

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• It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way.

  Karl Marx

  Littles, Way, Cases

  Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels (1983). “Karl Marx, Frederick Engels: collected works”

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• When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

  Homer

  Mean, Laughing, Funny Simpsons

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• The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

  Thom Yorke

  Kids, Kicks, Concepts

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• I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

  Thom Yorke

  Son, Apples, My Son

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• A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver

  Khaled Hosseini

  Needs, Stubborn, Drivers

  Khaled Hosseini (2009). “A Thousand Splendid Suns”, p.129, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.

  Mike Tyson

  Motivation, Fear, Book

  "Boxing: Tyson's complicated world". Interview with Paul Hayward, www.telegraph.co.uk. May 1, 2002.

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• The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.

  Bill Maher

  Blow, Political, Election

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• Achieving meaningful goals requires that you commit your entire ass, not just one cheek.

  Steve Pavlina

  Meaningful, Goal, Thought Provoking

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• Everything is going killer. It's loud and dirty and everything that people expect from DOPE . This situation is nothing new for any of us and so far it's been pretty effortless. We are all crazy excited to get back to Japan and party our asses off, not to mention that we can't wait to kick some Japanese ass on Halloween.

  Brian Ebejer

  Crazy, Halloween, Party

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• I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Spiritual, Thinking, Violent

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• Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

  Charles Bukowski

  Sex, Mean, Men

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• Thought kissin' ass was in my blood type? Oh, negative.

  Phonte

  Rap, Blood, Hip Hop

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• Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.

  Charles Bukowski

  Funny, Sex, Humor

  Charles Bukowski (2013). “Notes of a Dirty Old Man”, p.127, City Lights Books

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• A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.

  Thomas Nashe

  Dog, Travel, Tails

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• Carpe every damn diem.

  Justine Musk

  Work, Bad Ass, Damn

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• Held in the palms of thousands of disgruntled people over the centuries have been ideas worth millions - if they only had taken the first step and then followed through.

  Robert M. Hayes

  Taken, Creativity, Bad Ass

  Robert M. Hayes (1994). “How I Made Millions with Just a Few Simple Ideas!”, Garrett Pub

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  If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

  Genghis Khan

  Badass, Bad Ass, Punishment

  "History of the World Conqueror" by 'Ala-ad-Din 'Ata-Malik Juvain, translated by J.A. Boyle, p. 105, 1958.

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• A design isn't finished until someone is using it.

  Brenda Laurel

  Badass, Bad Ass, Design

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