Ass Quotes - Page 18

• I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.

  The Undertaker

  Devil, Dresses, May

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

  The Undertaker

  Funny, Teeth, Able

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• When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.

  will.i.am

  Girl, Genius, World

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• No flip flops for black dudes. I don’t care where you at. Wear some hot ass Jordans on the beach.

  Kanye West

  Beach, Black, Hot

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• When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Smell

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• I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

  Craig Ferguson

  Tattoo, Beer, Years

  "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", en.wikiquote.org. 2005 - 2014.

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• I'm not much of a revenge person, because I think when you start with revenge it cheapens what you've been through. My rule is to hold your head high and never stop looking that person in the eye, because they know and you know, and you're still the professional. And they can just feel like an ass for the rest of their lives. That's my favorite thing to do.

  Sophia Bush

  Revenge, Eye, Thinking

  Interview with Shawn Adler, www.ign.com. July 26, 2006.

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• You should get a glass stomach. That way you won't have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass!

  Dave England

  Glasses, Worry, Way

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• There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send their ass to prison with a snorkel duct-taped to their mouth and me s***ing down that Snorkel

  Ice Cube

  Giving, Alcohol, Drug

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• You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

  Donald Trump

  Beautiful, Stupid, Writing

  "Would God Be So Good?" by Barry Friedman, www.esquire.com. July 29, 2013.

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• Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

  Bill Maher

  Running, Thinking, Said

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• I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.'

  Andy Roddick

  Hurt, Thinking, Tennis

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• Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

  Bob Gunton

  Redemption, Welcome, Trust In The Lord

  "Fictional character: Warden Samuel Norton". "The Shawshank Redemption", www.imdb.com. 1994.

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• You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.

  Chael Sonnen

  Kicking, Littles, Anderson Silva

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• When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.

  Sharon Needles

  Shapes, Homeland, Draws

  "RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: The Queens Take The Wrestling Ring" by Jaimie Etkin, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 7, 2012.

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• The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.

  George Pelecanos

  Pieces, Ends, Thirst

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• I'm so excited that my label Rocker Records has partnered with Cleopatra Records to put out this collection of RARE and UNIQUE kick ass rock !!!

  Carmine Appice

  Unique, Rocks, Records

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• I find that rock climbing is the finest, most healthiest sport in the whole world. It is much healthier than most; look at baseball, where 10 000 sit on their ass to watch a handful of players

  John Salathe

  Funny, Sports, Baseball

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• If you ask Jim Courier, I mean, that guy has his tongue up (Roger Federer's) ass, I think...you know, the whole time when you actually listen to him commentating or listen to him talk about Roger Federer. Sometimes makes me sick almost.

  Tommy Haas

  Mean, Thinking, Sick

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• Take the years when you’re young – say, between the ages of fifteen and thirty-five, before you have a mortgage or kids or anything else that needs to be fed – and go balls out on intuition and follow your dreams. Dreams won’t always take you on a straight path to destiny, but they’re usually related to what your soul wants for you. They’ll force you to ask yourself the hard questions, they’ll kick your ass, and most importantly, they’ll turn you on.

  Kelly Cutrone

  Dream, Kids, Destiny

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• I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.

  Taylor Mali

  Honesty, Kicking, Policy

  "'Teachers Make' A Difference, What About You?". "All Things Considered " with Lynn Neary, www.npr.org. May 6, 2012.

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• Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass.

  Michael J. Fox

  Cat, Curiosity, May

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• But I do think the idea that basic cooking skills are a virtue, that the ability to feed yourself and a few others with proficiency should be taught to every young man and woman as a fundamental skill, should become as vital to growing up as learning to wipe one’s own ass, cross the street by oneself, or be trusted with money.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Growing Up, Men, Thinking

  Anthony Bourdain (2011). “Tony Bourdain boxset: Kitchen Confidential & Medium Raw”, p.381, A&C Black

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• If you touch me, I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the ability to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how bad ass you really are."

  Richelle Mead

  Bad Ass, Said, Ability

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• I've whipped the Harvard graduate's ass. Nothing against Harvard - it's a hell of a school - but there I was, twenty five yards behind, wrapped in leg irons, and I beat him.

  Don King

  School, Iron, Boxing

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