I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out.
Often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Be careful what you pray for.
Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it
Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it.
Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.
I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
There is no better high than discovery.
Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.
The grief and tears didn't wash me away. They gave me my life back! They cleansed me, baptized me, hydrated the earth at my feet.
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Getting sober was one of the three pivotal events in my life, along with becoming an actor and having a child. Of the three, finding my sobriety was the hardest thing.
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.
Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
I personally believe this: We have only today; yesterday's gone and tomorrow is uncertain. That's why they call it the present. And sobriety really is a gift... for those who are willing to receive it.
I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.
All I know is that after 10 years of being sober, with huge support to express my pain and anger and shadow, the grief and tears didn’t wash me away. They gave me my life back! They cleansed me, baptized me, hydrated the earth at my feet. They brought me home, to me, to the truth of me.
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