Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
The stars shall fade away, the sun himself Grow dim with age, and nature sink in years, But thou shalt flourish in immortal youth, Unhurt amidst the wars of elements, The wrecks of matter, and the crush of worlds.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
My life is better with every year of living it.
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women mearly players.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.
On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this materialistic age a great many of us are possessed by our possessions.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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