Cat Quotes - Page 24

• Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Dog, Imagination

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• The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.

  Ernest Thompson Seton

  Dog, Snow, Foxes

  Ernest Thompson Seton (2010). “The Arctic Prairies: A Canoe Journey”, p.64, BoD – Books on Demand

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• I have a cat. I'm not a cat-person, but she came with the house that I'm renting. I don't know how many hundreds of dollars worth of bump removals, teeth removals, cleanings and vet fees I've been through. But of course I love her and she's worth it.

  Nathan Fillion

  House, Teeth, Dollars

  "Waitress - Nathan Fillion interview" by Jack Foley, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• It takes your mind off things when there's a cat in your lip and he's purring while you're petting him.

  Kathleen Hanna

  Mind, Lips, Purring

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• Lat take a cat, and fostre him wel with milk, And tendre flesh, and make his couche of silk, And let him seen a mous go by the wal; Anon he weyveth milk, and flesh, and al, And every deyntee that is in that hous, Swich appetyt hath he to ete a mous.

  Geoffrey Chaucer

  Flesh, Als, Milk

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• That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Writing, Humor

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• You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Dream, Humor

  Dave Barry (1984). “Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home”, p.56, Rodale

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• I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!

  Jeff Goldblum

  Littles, Faces, Puppy

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• I'll do anything to keep everyone laughing. Things get too intense on film sets. I remember on The Elephant Man, I used to imitate a cat without moving my lips. David Lynch would say, "Cut! Sorry, we've got a noise somewhere on set." Everyone would be looking around for this cat.

  Anthony Hopkins

  Sorry, Moving, Cutting

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• I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts.

  Jason Mraz

  Sleep, Nuts, Singing

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. July 11, 2014.

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• A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

  Bob Monkhouse

  Funny, Humor, Ribs

  "They're not laughing now". www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

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• A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, People

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• I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

  Jennifer Love Hewitt

  Dog, Personality, Doe

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• A cat is a cat. She has no race creed or collar.

  Eartha Kitt

  Race, Creeds, Collars

  "The Many Faces of Catwoman". Documentary, January 18, 2005.

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• Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

  Karl Pilkington

  Funny, Food, Smell

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• When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

  P.B. Kerr

  Kitchen, Rats, Cellars

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• Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

  Charlie Day

  Law, Philadelphia, Always Sunny

  "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac and Dennis Break Up". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2009.

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• Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often.

  Aaron Tveit

  Understanding

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy cat lady one day, I'm sure.

  Kristen Stewart

  Strong, Crazy, One Day

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• But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.

  W. H. Davies

  Sleep, Strange, Ifs

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• There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one.

  Susy Clemens

  Needs, Reason

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• Man who hates cats is insecure, but a man who likes them is one worth keeping. If he can appreciate a cat, he can appreciate a strong, independent woman.

  Larissa Ione

  Strong, Hate, Independent

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• The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind.

  H. G. Wells

  Dog, Confused, Mind

  H. G. Wells (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of H. G. Wells”, p.7244, Delphi Classics

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• Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

  Lilian Jackson Braun

  Hate, Doors, Want

  Lilian Jackson Braun (1989). “The Cat Who Went Underground”, p.151, Penguin

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• Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Persuasion, Feminine

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