Christmas Quotes - Page 22

• She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

  Milton Berle

  Sports, Italian, Car

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• Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

  Milton Berle

  Suicide, Kids, Three

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• Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Our many different cultures notwithstanding, there's something about the holidays that makes the planet communal. Even nations that do not celebrate Christmas can't help but be caught up in the collective spirit of their neighbors, as twinkling lights dot the landscape and carols fill the air. It's an inspiring time of the year.

  Marlo Thomas

  Children, Memories, Heart

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• Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun.

  Bobby Helms

  Fun, Rocks, Swings

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• All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth!

  Donald Yetter Gardner

  Two, Teeth, Want

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• Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it. - Leigh

  Leigh-Allyn Baker

  Country, Morning, Names

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• Whose heart doth hold the Christmas glow Hath little need of Mistletoe; Who bears a smiling grace of mien Need waste no time on wreaths of green; Whose lips have words of comfort spread Needs not the holly-berries red— His very presence scatters wide The spirit of the Christmastide.

  John Kendrick Bangs

  Heart, Grace, Hollies

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• I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have #‎ Christmas every day!

  Adriana Lima

  Watches, Want, Like You

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• It's the first time I'm going to be on my own this Christmas and I'm really looking forward to not having any cards or decorations up. So I'll be in London, sit on my couch, arms folded, curtains drawn, having a drink.

  Noel Gallagher

  London, Firsts, Cards

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• At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.

  Milton Berle

  Real, Dollars, Saws

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• Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

  Milton Berle

  Insecure, Numbers, Cards

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• At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

  Milton Berle

  Party, Hair, Long

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• Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

  Milton Berle

  Doctors, Years, Names

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• As we give presents at Christmas, we need to recognize that sharing our time and ourselves is such an important part of giving.

  Gordon B. Hinckley

  Giving, Important, Needs

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• Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year!

  Washington Irving

  Kings, Memories, Years

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• Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.

  George Osborne

  Cutting, Should, Taxes

  "George Osborne plays down tax cuts but wants to make sacking staff easier" by Patrick Wintour, www.theguardian.com. September 30, 2011.

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• He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking.

  Kyra Sedgwick

  Knees, Toes, Rings

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• My parents still treat Christmas like I'm thirteen years old.

  Mike Shinoda

  Years, Parent, Treats

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• I know what I really want for Christmas. I want my childhood back. Nobody is going to give me that. I might give at least the memory of it to myself if I try. I know it doesn't make sense, but since when is Christmas about sense, anyway? It is about a child, of long ago and far away, and it is about the child of now. In you and me. Waiting behind the door of or hearts for something wonderful to happen. A child who is impractical, unrealistic, simpleminded and terribly vulnerable to joy.

  Robert Fulghum

  Children, Memories, Heart

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• It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

  Dylan Thomas

  Brother, Sibling, Healing

  Dylan Thomas (1968). “Quite Early One Morning”, p.16, New Directions Publishing

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• And now brothers, I will ask you a terrible question, and God knows I ask it also of myself. Is the truth beyond all truths, beyond the stars, just this: that to live without him is the real death, that to die with him the only life?

  Frederick Buechner

  Jesus, Easter, Brother

  Frederick Buechner (2009). “Secrets in the Dark: A Life in Sermons”, p.13, Harper Collins

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• For outlandish creatures like us, on our way to a heart, a brain, and courage, Bethlehem is not the end of our journey but only the beginning - not home but the place through which we must pass if ever we are to reach home at last.

  Frederick Buechner

  Home, Heart, Journey

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• Then came the healing time, hearts started to shine, soul felt so fine, oh what a freeing time it was.

  Aberjhani

  Healing, Heart, Shining

  Luther E. Vann, Aberjhani (2008). “Elemental: The Power of Illuminated Love”, p.44, Bright Skylark Book Products

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• There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

  Miranda Hart

  Years, Looks, May

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.171, Hachette UK

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• I don't want Christmas season to end, because it's the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.

  Eloisa James

  Indulge In, Addiction, Glitter

  "Paris in Love: A Memoir". Book by Eloisa James, April 3, 2012.

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