Christmas Quotes - Page 27

• Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

  Douglas Coupland

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• Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season.

  Evan Davis

  Thanksgiving, Friday, Wall

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• I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautiful. They made you warm and happy to think about. But I didn't believe them.

  Frances Farmer

  Beautiful, Stars, Believe

  "God Dies". Essay by Frances Farmer, 1931.

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• Stars of heaven, clear and bright, Shine upon this Christmas light, Vaster far than midnight skies Are its timeless mysteries.

  Timothy Dudley-Smith

  Stars, Light, Sky

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• I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

  Milton Berle

  New Year, Son, Years

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• I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.

  Milton Berle

  Son, Yesterday, Car

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• Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Hatred, Sausage, Merit

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• Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride, In a one-horse open sleigh, hey, Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride, In a one-horse open sleigh...

  James Pierpont

  Horse, Fun, Jingles

  "Song: Jingle Bells". 1857.

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• They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.

  Milton Berle

  Real, Tree, Aluminum

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• This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

  Milton Berle

  Sleep, Men, Wife

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• Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.

  Jack Nelson

  Children, Eye, Two

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• Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

  Gene Autry

  Santa, Santa Claus, Lanes

  Song: Here Comes Santa Claus v2

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• Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone

  Bing Crosby

  Way, Bringing Out The Best

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• Christmas in L.A. is weird. There's no snow. It's not even cold.

  Ellie Goulding

  Snow, Cold

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• There are stories told to him only at this time of year. Fantastic, magical stories, the old Hollier in the woods finding only three red berries, which peel back in the night to reveal gifts of frankincense, gold and myrrh, Christmas in hot deserts, dust-blown countries, the necklace of tears, and the story of the robin.

  Sarah Hall

  Country, Night, Dust

  Sarah Hall (2010). “Haweswater”, p.193, Faber & Faber

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• I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing.

  Jamie Foxx

  Valentine, Years, Shopping

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• I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.

  Jimmy Boyd

  Kissing, Night, White

  Song: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

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• O Come All Ye Faithful, Joyful and triumphant. O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem. Come and behold Him, Born the King of Angels; O come, let us adore Him, O come, let us adore Him, O come, let us adore Him, Christ the Lord.

  John Francis Wade

  Kings, Angel, Faithful

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• Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.

  Johnny Marks

  Rudolph, Noses, Reindeer

  "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (song) (1949)

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• All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey, we're not Jews.'

  Rich Vos

  Funny, New Year, Years

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• My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Basketball, Dad, Play

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• If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen. I feel like a kid on Christmas day now, every day. It's something I have wanted for a long time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love.

  Robbie Fowler

  Kids, First Love, Long

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• When I was five my parents bought me a ukulele for Christmas. I quickly learned how to play it with my father's guidance. Thereafter, my father regularly taught me all the good old fashioned songs.

  Tony Visconti

  Song, Father, Ukulele

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• People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.

  Alan K. Simpson

  Easter, Home, People

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• I loved raising my kids. I loved the process, the dirt of it, the tears of it, the frustration of it, Christmas, Easter, birthdays, growth charts, pediatrician appointments. I loved all of it.

  Jane Elliott

  Mom, Easter, Kids

  "Jane Elliot Dishes Her Role as General Hospital's Queen of Mean". Interview with Michael Logan, www.tvguide.com. May 15, 2012.

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