Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in the morning. You'd hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus.
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
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